I always have nightmares when I’m sick. Last night, I had a dream with zombies in it. They were wearing green pods around their heads, and couldn’t be killed with a head shot, which as we know, is totally against the rules of zombiedom. Also, while I was trying to kill them, I remember thinking, “Geez, what terrible special effects.”
I bring my critical acuity even to my dream life, ladies and gentlemen.