Me: No one believes me that you swear like a sailor.
Ma Smash: Wait — I swear like a sailor? Really?
Me: Well, you know, like when you’re driving…
Ma Smash: Oh, that! That’s because of all those fuckers on the road.
Me: No one believes me that you swear like a sailor. Ma Smash: Wait — I swear like a sailor? Really? Me: Well, you know, like when you’re driving…Ma Smash: Oh, that! That’s because of all those fuckers on the road.
Jennie Smash 
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