Ma Smash Soundbite

Me: No one believes me that you swear like a sailor.

Ma Smash: Wait — I swear like a sailor? Really?

Me: Well, you know, like when you’re driving…

Ma Smash:
Oh, that! That’s because of all those fuckers on the road.

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2 thoughts on “Ma Smash Soundbite

  1. Once an ex-girlfriend made a comment that I cussed too much. She said, “Every other word out of your mouth is either shit, hell, or damn.”

    I apologized by stating, “Sorry, I guess I just fuck up all the time.”

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