Everyone’s last name is actually McGee, unless they’ve had a haircut, in which case, their name is O’Reilly, as in “Haircut O’Reilly.” This is true no matter what the nationality of the person in question, or ethnicity, or what-have-you.
The first name is optional, but it should have something to do with their personality or habits, or refer to recent events in their life. This morning, for example, I was talking to a friend of mine who is a vegetarian, and I informed him that his name was “Ricedream McGee.” Shortly after that, we began discussing the fact that he is a godless communist (like most of my friends), and so we changed his name to “Ricedream ‘Che’ McGee.”
I am alternately:
Freckles “Fist of Fury” McGee
Complainy Complainerson McGee
Get-Out-of-My-Goddamn-Fridge-Right-Now McGee (thanks, Ricedream)
Yawny McNeedsaNap McGee
Fatty McStufferson McGee
Mrs. Maximillian M. “Mac” McGee
…and, after next weekend, hopefully…
Feel free to add your own. We’re all McGees here.