The Daily Smyres Email Dispatch

It’s like Wild Kingdom around this woman, I swear: When we were out to dinner last week with Luke’sparents, his dad told us that his neighbors right nextdoor were having a visiting fox in their garden.Whenever they’d see it they’d shoo it away. Thishappened a few times. The last time the man went outto shoo…

It’s like Wild Kingdom around this woman, I swear:

When we were out to dinner last week with Luke’s
parents, his dad told us that his neighbors right next
door were having a visiting fox in their garden.
Whenever they’d see it they’d shoo it away. This
happened a few times. The last time the man went out
to shoo it the fox dropped a severed cat’s head at his
feet. The end.

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  1. scribbler

    That was awful & now I'm not happy anymore

  2. Anonymous

    As I was reading this, my cat just looked at me and hissed for no reason. I can only assume he’s learned to blog while I’m away at work.

  3. honeykbee

    Please do let us know should the other half of the kitty show up.

  4. sean

    Aw! They saw a fox!

  5. Anonymous

    That was awesome & now I can't stop thinking about the Limo

    Rock!
    Aaron

  6. Christine M. Parizo

    Meow!

    –IAP’s cat, Turbo Tabby

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