The Daily Smyres Email Dispatch

It’s like Wild Kingdom around this woman, I swear:

When we were out to dinner last week with Luke’s
parents, his dad told us that his neighbors right next
door were having a visiting fox in their garden.
Whenever they’d see it they’d shoo it away. This
happened a few times. The last time the man went out
to shoo it the fox dropped a severed cat’s head at his
feet. The end.

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6 thoughts on “The Daily Smyres Email Dispatch

  1. As I was reading this, my cat just looked at me and hissed for no reason. I can only assume he’s learned to blog while I’m away at work.

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