Last night, I had a dream that Jim from “The Office” advised me to lose weight if I wanted to get ahead in corporate America. This was upsetting for a number of reasons, most obviously the fact that even “new” Jim, wife-and-family Jim, would never, ever give anyone work-related advice, unless it was to recommendContinue reading “3 Nightmares”
I had a dream this afternoon (during one of my many Saturday naps) that I was back in my parents’ house in Needham and that we were under attack by a serial killer. The serial killer had managed to blow the hinges off the back door, and was about to come in and get us,Continue reading “I Must Miss the Ol’ Man”
Last night, I had a dream that my roommates were kicking me out of my apartment because I hadn’t done the dishes in so long. I live alone.
Last night, I had a dream that I was driving around in an El Camino with Superman, and he was mad at me for being mean to Matthew, my ex. “I just think you could have been more sensitive,” he said. He seemed really pissed off.