Obviously inspired by this genius Tumblr.
1. My hairpins are the wrong kind, and won’t stick into my bun easily on the first try.
2. Adam found out that “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” had allusions to Sherlock Holmes. I hate “Ace Ventura.”
3. I found a typo on a second read of something I was editing, which is the whole reason I do second (and third) reads.
4. It’s too hot outside and the AC is too cold.
5. Adam wants to know what’s making me cry, and I can’t explain it.
6. We’re out of milk.
7. Something smells like garbage and I don’t know what.
8. I can’t find my favorite headband.
9. Seriously, the movie “Ace Ventura” exists on the earth. Is that not enough reason to weep?
10. Thanks to bloating, I don’t actually fit in my own underpants.