So, I wrote this whole long post for our anniversary about marriage in general and Adam in particular and blah blah blah, but then I didn’t publish it, for the following reasons:
1. It would have embarrassed Adam, who does not share my compulsion to offer every little thought to the world.
2. It made me sound like a self-satisfied dick. There was a portion with advice in it, which in true internet rhetoric fashion, wasn’t really advice, but it came off like I thought I’d discovered something about relationships, when in fact, all I’ve discovered is that it’s a good idea to marry Adam.
So there’s my actual advice, for anyone who wants to know: don’t overshare about your relationship, marry Adam. The end.