Last night, I had a dream that I gave birth to two tiny little babies. I mean, they were tiny, about the size of tadpoles. I was super excited about them, and kept trying to show them to people at a party I was at, including Mayor Bloomberg, who was there, for some reason. (He was not impressed.)
Eventually, I lost them. I don’t mean that euphemistically. I mean that I misplaced them, possibly in my pockets or in the ladies room or whatever. And then I woke up.
I should mention that I’ve had a lot of deadlines lately and haven’t gotten out much.