You Down With G.O.P.? (No, Not Me.)

Horowitz: sometimes I hate the Democratic party

Jennie Smash: i know what you mean

Jennie Smash: what is it this time?

Horowitz: pushy fundraising phone call

Horowitz: the thing is I try and support Democrats, even in small amounts because I know how much money the GOP has

Horowitz: but the DNC is always so obnoxious about asking for money, it puts me off donating

Horowitz: like if you don’t give money right this second the Republicans will win and chain us all to the wall

Jennie Smash: oh my god, i know

Jennie Smash: they have my email addy

Jennie Smash: and i’m thinking about sueing them for stalking me

Jennie Smash: and their headlines are the worst

Horowitz: Exactly

Jennie Smash: they’re always like, ASS ON FIRE

Horowitz: yes, DOOMSDAY!!!!!!

Jennie Smash: PUPPY IN A BEAR TRAP

Horowitz: lol

Jennie Smash: MITT ROMNEY IS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW

Jennie Smash: IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT

Horowitz: IF ONLY YOU HAD DONATED YESTERDAY WE COULD HAVE STOPPED IT

Jennie Smash:  ha ha ha

Jennie Smash:  OR AT LEAST GOTTEN HIM TO USE PROTECTION. NOW SHE HAS GOP HERPES. YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

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