Me: Netflix Instant thinks I’m a gay man now. I’ve watched too many old movies and Joan Rivers documentaries.
Coworker Dennis: Mine now says, “Hey gurrrl!” on start up.
God, I miss the days when Coworker Dennis was actually a coworker. Although since I’ll be working at home and he’ll be in the UK, we can just pretend that we’re still working in the same office and communicating solely by IM. Which is what we did. When we worked in the same office.