Jennie Smash: DENNIS!
Coworker Dennis: JEN!
Coworker Dennis: How are you?
Jennie Smash: I’m swell! How are you?
Coworker Dennis: Devastated by the announcement of Kim Kardashian’s divorce.
Jennie Smash: OMG, how hilarious?
Jennie Smash: I laughed so hard.
Coworker Dennis: She dressed as sexy Poison Ivy out of sadness, I guess.
Jennie Smash: As should we all.
Jennie Smash: In mourning for their fake relationship.
Coworker Dennis: I really just don’t want to watch the Kardashians act out sadness.
Coworker Dennis: And say things like “we were growing apart” on camera.
Jennie Smash: I don’t want to watch them do anything.
Jennie Smash: But I hope they say that.
Jennie Smash: Because I love the idea of growing apart over 72 days.
Jennie Smash: Also, I love that Kris is now dragging Nicole Brown Simpson into all of this.
Coworker Dennis: Oh, I know.
Coworker Dennis: She regrets not saving her life — by going to lunch with her.
Coworker Dennis: I’m not sure that prevents people from stabbing other people to death.
Jennie Smash: Salad. Salad solves everything.
Coworker Dennis: And then your husband defends the [alleged] killer and you’re just irked?
Jennie Smash: So ANNOYING.
Jennie Smash: I really think that whole family is the worst bunch of people ever, from any given direction.
Coworker Dennis: They’re all really awful. I can’t believe they’re famous.
Jennie Smash: They were the first thing that made me believe the world was going to end in 2012.
Coworker Dennis: Keeping Up With Harold Camping. I would watch that show.