Only not really, because he just showed me long spindle of wax that fell out of his ear. Wax falling out of his ears is not a strange occurrence, but this one was a doozy. It was the length of his thumbnail and sort of twisted, as if someone had been trying to make it into a bead.
“Ew!” I said. “That’s ga-rossss! Can we keep it?”
“In a jar? That’s what I was thinking.”
“It’s amazing. And you worked so hard on it. I think we should keep it.”
“It looks like a raisin. My mind grapes made raisins!”
But then he threw it in the trash. Maybe he doesn’t believe that he’s married to a lady who would keep ear boogers in a jar, just because they’re larger than normal and look like a fimo bead from 1996. But I would. I really would.
Fimo boogers courtesy of SkullMonkey5484.