Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Today in Fake Statistics

One-hundred percent of gross celebrities who live with multiple women at the same time look like lizards. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. This message brought to you by the Committee for Throwing up Every Time You Read the Internet.

One-hundred percent of gross celebrities who live with multiple women at the same time look like lizards.

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

This message brought to you by the Committee for Throwing up Every Time You Read the Internet.

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Responses to “Today in Fake Statistics”

  1. Eric

    You say “lizards” like it’s a bad thing.

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  2. Joy Victory

    I like lizards, why insult them so?

    (http://thejoyvictory.com/2009/03/03/iguanas-everywhere-just-the-way-i-like-it/)

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    1. Jennie Smash

      You’re totally right. We made friends with many lovely iguanas in Belize. I feel I should apologize to them. Sorry, iguanas.

      Reply

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