Today in Fake Statistics

One-hundred percent of gross celebrities who live with multiple women at the same time look like lizards.

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

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Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Eric says:

March 10, 2011 at 10:28 pm

You say “lizards” like it’s a bad thing.

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Joy Victory says:

March 11, 2011 at 10:43 am

I like lizards, why insult them so?

(http://thejoyvictory.com/2009/03/03/iguanas-everywhere-just-the-way-i-like-it/)

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1. Jennie Smash says:
  
  March 11, 2011 at 5:15 pm
  
  You’re totally right. We made friends with many lovely iguanas in Belize. I feel I should apologize to them. Sorry, iguanas.
  
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