Ma Smash Has Advice on Honeymoon Prep

Me: OK, we’re all set for the honeymoon.

Ma Smash:
Oh, good.

Bills are paid.

Ma Smash: Good.

Me: Antibiotics and anti-malarials have been procured.

Ma Smash: …good.

Me: Ibuprofen, ointments, first aid kit, anti-diarrheals, all in place.

Ma Smash:
Wow. You’re going to Belize, not to war.

Me: I just like to be prepared.

Ma Smash: Lucky Adam! Nothing says sexy like a bride with anti-diarrhea medication!

Well, seriously. Better than a bride with diarrhea.

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

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