Me: OK, we’re all set for the honeymoon.
Ma Smash: Oh, good.
Me: Bills are paid.
Ma Smash: Good.
Me: Antibiotics and anti-malarials have been procured.
Ma Smash: …good.
Me: Ibuprofen, ointments, first aid kit, anti-diarrheals, all in place.
Ma Smash: Wow. You’re going to Belize, not to war.
Me: I just like to be prepared.
Ma Smash: Lucky Adam! Nothing says sexy like a bride with anti-diarrhea medication!
Well, seriously. Better than a bride with diarrhea.