Today, I called Coworker Dennis on the fact that although he acts like he’s terrible at sports, he’s actually very athletic, and just hates them. I suggested he challenge a friend of ours, who loves sports, to a basketball game.
Coworker Dennis: hahaha
Coworker Dennis: if only i knew the rules to basketball
Coworker Dennis: they don’t teach you those in gym class
Coworker Dennis: you’re expected to know
Coworker Dennis: i would just run around. it’s not like anyone ever passed me the ball.
Coworker Dennis: nor did i want it
Jennie Smash: i had my period for eight years
Coworker Dennis: i wish i had had mine
Jennie Smash: “your period? again, hubley?”
Jennie Smash: “yes.” feigned sniffle. “i think … i think it’s FEMALE PROBLEMS”
Coworker Dennis: yes, after my 12th grandmother died, my vagina exploded in tears of blood
Jennie Smash: ha ha ha
Jennie Smash: oh NO
Coworker Dennis: there were a lot of dead grandmas on staten island
Coworker Dennis: preventing athletic activity