Every so often, the internet graveyard throws up a blog that is both hilarious and no longer updated. Things My Boyfriend Says is one of those.
The good news for you, if you haven’t read it, is that you have a treat in store for you. The bad news for all of us is that it’s a limited treat. Think of it like falling in love with a British TV show. You know, at most, you’ll probably only get another 6-episode “series.”
Here are a few select quotes:
While snuggling:
me: Who loves you?
e: Megatron.
me: It’s my birthday soon. You’d better get me something pretty.
e: I’ll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.
On learning that we were out of toilet paper:
“How long until we start using the placemats and pillowcases and crawling along the carpet like dogs with worms?”
There’s more! You should read it.
Jennie Smash 
i love the Bazooka of Megatron, i don’t understand why they did not include it on the movie .`,
Hmm it appears like your website ate my first comment (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I wrote and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I too am an aspiring blog writer but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any suggestions for novice blog writers? I’d definitely appreciate it.
The most important thing is to write often! As you can see, I’m not so great at that myself. But it’s really important, if you want to develop a following, to be reliable. You don’t need to post every single day — although that’s ideal — but you do need to post often and consistently. Also, if you don’t already use Twitter, Facebook, etc., now’s the time to start.