You might not agree with that equation, but I submit to you that you would, if you had been at the one I was just at. Or not just at. At a few hours ago. Obviously, my ability to speak English has not yet returned.
I’m pretty sure I had a pitcher of mimosas. I had to help. The mom-to-be obviously couldn’t. Duh.
Jennie Smash 
the bagel mountain …… well …… fantastic ……
when this kid pops out lets celebrate with oyster martinis and raw egg shooters
I love that idea. Shall I bring them to the hospital?
Really awesome shower, by the way. I love anything that combines delicious food, breakfast drinks and tiny outfits.