All day long, I’ve been hot.
I’m assuming this is the bikram, because it’s sure as hell not the weather here in New York, which remains just as hospitable as the ice planet of Hoth.
My face, she is burning. My skin is warm to the touch. I can only hope that this means my metabolism is charging up or whatever it is metabolism’s do when they actually burn calories, instead of conserving them in case of famine.
Googling “bikram yoga weight loss” makes me think that this is unlikely. It seems like most of the weight loss people experience with bikram is due to the fact that they tend to eat less when nauseated from the intense heat.
But then again, I’m not a doctor, so what the hell do I know. Alls I know is, I’m hot. HOT, I tell you.
Jennie Smash 
My explanation: after two days you’ve opened up a new chakra and your metabolism is on the sort of overdrive normally reserved for abusers of amphetamines. Either that or you’re secretly Jean Grey and about to go all Phoenix on us. Kudos for the Star Wars reference, btw.