…but then I remembered that I’m lazy and it’s cold out and if I must go outside, it should be for brunch. So that’s what I did.
Now I’m watching the House marathon and have no intentions of doing anything else til bedtime. I know this is probably more excitement than anyone can really handle, but listen: Not every day is full of infestation and booze.
If it were, we’d be living in the Middle Ages. And remember, there was no such thing as Wii or the iPhone or Twitter in the Middle Ages.