I am covered with bug bites.
This wouldn’t be so bad, but a couple months ago, we had a bedbug scare at Casa de Hub-Luck, and so every time I get a bite of any kind, I’m totally sure we’re infested.
Fortunately, I have many friends on the internets. Using Ms. Caryn Solly’s bedbugs FAQ, I was able to figure out that we are Bb-free. (Specifically, my bites have centers. I never thought I’d be so glad to see skeeter-bug scars on my pretty pretty legs.)
We do, however, have window screens made of swiss cheese.
Jennie Smash 
Thanks for the linkage! And glad to hear you don’t have bedbugs. I have been hearing a lot about them critters lately.