I am covered with bug bites.
This wouldn’t be so bad, but a couple months ago, we had a bedbug scare at Casa de Hub-Luck, and so every time I get a bite of any kind, I’m totally sure we’re infested.
Fortunately, I have many friends on the internets. Using Ms. Caryn Solly’s bedbugs FAQ, I was able to figure out that we are Bb-free. (Specifically, my bites have centers. I never thought I’d be so glad to see skeeter-bug scars on my pretty pretty legs.)
We do, however, have window screens made of swiss cheese.