He’s So Lucky

Living together is much easier so far than everyone told me. Most of the folks I talked to made it sound like a combination of prison and being on a reality TV show. However, I will totally admit that you learn more about each other from cohabitating than you ever will without – no matter how much time you spent together before.

For example, Sgt Lucky has recently discovered that I use a lot of hair pins, and perhaps worse, that I misplace a lot of hair pins, only to have them turn up in a variety of odd places, such as behind the toilet and in-between the pages of books and once in a houseplant, but that was seriously a mystery and just a one-time thing (so far.)

“You are a pin monster,” he said the other day, picking up the fifth linty pin on the floor of our new apartment, which, by rights, should still be pin-free as we’ve only lived there a month.

“I know,” I apologized. “It’s kind of out of control. I’m not sure where they all come from.”

A few hours later, we were discussing something household-related (probably how the hell to hand the TV on a wall that seems to be totally without studs) when we heard a distinctive plinking sound and looked down to find yet another pin on the floor between my feet.

“Oh my God!” he said. “You just shit a pin. I saw it! I can’t believe this.”

“I didn’t want to tell you until we’d signed the lease.”

Come on. He doesn’t need to know everything right up front.

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

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