Economic Indicator: Booze Consumption Goes up

Lily: Do you use twitter? I’ve been told that if I don’t, I can’t call myself a modern woman. Which is funny, because there’s not much I would rather NOT be.

Me: Oh, I don’t think that’s true. I thought cigarettes were supposed to make us modern women. Or wait – was it loneliness? I forget which.

Pause.

Me: God, why isn’t it drinking time?

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