Not an Original Observation, But…

…if birth control pills gave 80-year-old men erections, they would be distributed for free at every clinic, doctor’s office, and pharmacy across this great nation of ours. Instead, I just had to pay fifty goddamn American dollars (or 11 Euros) for my baby-go-ways, because my health insurance hates vag.

Or something like that. There was some fine print and I wasn’t feeling up to arguing. Which is how they get you.

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

One thought on “Not an Original Observation, But…

  1. My fucking pills just went up to $40. Fucking American health insurance that just wants me to have babies. FUCK YOU.

    I’ve had a lot of scotch tonight.

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