Ma Smash: Oh her. She’s so homely, I just don’t understand.
Me: She’s gotten very thin, it’s true.
Ma Smash: Terrible legs. They’re like sticks. And she has those big, whorey lips for giving blow jobs, for more money.
Me: ???
Ma Smash: For anyone! Anyone! Boy, girl, she doesn’t care. Anyone who wants one, gets one.
Jennie Smash 
That is too damn funny.
DO NOT BLASPHEME THE JOLIE!
That Ma Smash is never wrong.
*sigh* If only Ma Smash were single, or at least a “swinger.” You should ask her that–“Ma, are you a swinger, as in to *swing?*
–Taupey
Dammit, I have to stop catching up on this blog while in class. Snorting like Bobby Brown on a coke binge in the middle of a lecture is considered a bit unseemly.
Also: there should be Jennie Smash shwag, and some of it should feature Ma Smash.