Me: My uterus hurts.
Matthew: My face hurts.
Me: Is your face shedding giant chunks of coagulated blood?
Matthew: You win!
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Me: My uterus hurts.
Matthew: My face hurts.
Me: Is your face shedding giant chunks of coagulated blood?
Matthew: You win!
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You know, it would be funny…
well, not funny exactly, but amusing to me at a distance, anyway. if he had been able to say “yes!” to that question…
but would that have meant winning?