Jennie Smash

Why do all hairdressers want to cut your hair short?

I went to get my hairs trimmed on Thursday, and my lady sat me in a chair and fanned my hair out around my shoulders and then looked, sourfaced, into the mirror.

“Are you still trying to grow it?”

“Not exactly,” I said. “I just want to keep it about the same length.”

She blew her own bangs up. “I liked it short.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Well,” I said. “I like it long and so does my fella. So – no offense – I think you lose.”

It’s a good point, right? Anyway, my hair’s still long.