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Me: How did you do that? Matthew: Do what? Me: Turn off the TV like that. Matthew: I … used the remote? Me: But that’s the wrong remote! That’s the cable remote. You have to use the TV remote.Matthew: It’s a universal remote. Me: No!Matthew: Um. Me: It’s a miracle!Matthew: [Crickets.] BTW? I have had…
Me: How did you do that?
Matthew: Do what?
Me: Turn off the TV like that.
Matthew: I … used the remote?
Me: But that’s the wrong remote! That’s the cable remote. You have to use the TV remote.
Matthew: It’s a universal remote.
Me: No!
Matthew: Um.
Me: It’s a miracle!
Matthew: [Crickets.]
BTW? I have had this set-up for over a year.
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…and this is why I read your blog. Phenomenal. I think I’ve got 4, count ’em f-o-u-r remotes and I used at least 2 each time I turned my TV on and off, until I got a boyfriend. That’s what men are for.
If only boys would read manuals about how to operate other things so as to maximize satisfaction.
–Taupey
Are you SURE you’re not a 57 year old woman? Universal remotes have been around forever!
If that is not the quintessential difference between cats and dogs, I don’t know what is.
Jennie Smash 
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