Because I know you live for updates on my menstrual cycle, I need to tell you that my boobs hurt right now, possibly more than boobs have ever hurt.
This is at least partially because I wore a low-cut dress to the Mouse’s housewarming party last weekend, causing several people to grab my bosom as they walked by, as though it were a party favor. I seriously had thumb-prints on my nipples the next day. People were raised in a barn, apparently.
In any event: Ow.
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I’ve been there. I ended up with autographs and kissy marks on mind though.
I might have actually posted pictures of that. Clearly, I have no shame.
I always wondered what barn dwellers did after they walked out and left the door wide open. Now I know: boob grabbage.
Seriously tho, Smash, you’ve doubrtless seen enough public sculpture to know that people just need to touch exquisite works or art. And nice cans.
Right on the money, this time.
Thoug,h i myself have never grabbed the breasts of a woman i did not know, shall we say, intimately.
My question is: did you punch them?