Preeeverts of the Internets, Thinmozation, Etc.

Someone got here today by Googling “jenny 12 year old p*ssy.” This person lives in Finland, and is a pervert. Nice job, Finnish pervert person. I’ve really never been more grossed out by a search term. (BTW, in case you’re wondering why I got all prudish all of a sudden, well, let’s just say I don’t need to encourage the preeeverts of the Internets in their quest for kiddie porn. Yech.)

In other news, I’m on a diet. I know that listening to someone else talk about their diet is about as much fun as watching your Auntie’s slideshow of her trip to the Yucatan, but listen: I’m starving over here and if you think I’m going to suffer alone, well, you obviously don’t me very well. I am starving, people. My brother-in-law, who went to Ranger School and thus actually knows something about starving, likes to remind people who say that they’re actually just hungry. Other than that, though, he’s a really great guy.

Anyway. Ramble. Ah! Yes. I’m on a diet because I put on 20 damn pounds this year, via beer-guzzling, cheese-eating, and sitting, and I no longer fit in my pants. Therefore, I am beginning the Great Thinmozation of 2007 — one month early, cuz I hate starting anything on New Years. So far, I’ve lost 4.5 pounds by doing Weight Watchers and weeping. You can be sure that I’ll keep you informed of my progress, whether you’re interested or not.