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My upstairs neighbor appears to be pounding something into the floor this morning. Is she tenderizing a steak? Installing a boot scraper? Expressing her rage at the current political climate? I have no idea. Prior to this, I’m pretty sure she was tap dancing. She’s really lucky she lives on the third floor, is all…
My upstairs neighbor appears to be pounding something into the floor this morning. Is she tenderizing a steak? Installing a boot scraper? Expressing her rage at the current political climate? I have no idea.
Prior to this, I’m pretty sure she was tap dancing. She’s really lucky she lives on the third floor, is all I can say, because our landlord lives below me, and he claims he can hear my stocking-clad feet on the rug-covered floor.
I would love to know what she’s doing up there.
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I believe the people above me play hard wood basketball on the weekend mornings.
The dude next to me is involved in musical theater. So there’s a lot of random musical numbers in my apartment as well…
I don’t think anyone would expect any less.
Isn’t there a Stephen King short story about finally going upstairs to confront the shuffling, pounding, etc. neighbor?
I’m on the 3rd/top floor and I’m pretty sure my downstair neighbor hears some weirdness coming from up here b/c I am always jumping, dancing, and falling over on myself
She’s probably gently padding around in stocking-clad feet.
Jennie Smash 
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