Jennie Smash

Ma Smash: On top of everything else, the fucking boiler broke.

Me: Oh, no!

Ma Smash: I’m standing in a puddle right now.

Me: Did you call the guys?

Ma Smash: Yeah, they’re “on their way.” Whoop-te-do!

Me: (Stifling a laugh.) Oh dear. Maybe you should go to a hotel?

Ma Smash: I might. I just might.

Me: I think you should. Go to the Sheraton, watch some premium cable, order room service.

Ma Smash: Go to the bar. I’m so pretty now, I bet I could get guys to buy me drinks!

Me: (Failing to stifle a laugh.) Yes, that’s true!