Just got back from a business trip to San Francisco. I love SF, but I have to say that once you get used to New York, you’re ruined. We’re hothouse flowers here. We don’t do well outside the five boroughs.
For example, today I received this text from Coworker Dennis:
Dennis: Heading to the airport. Just passed three organic pet food stores. Can’t wait to be back in NYC.
To which I replied:
Smash: Omg, i nearly wept at my first glimpse of queens
The airports are in Queens, you see. And Queens? Eh, probably not the borough your average location scout would pick to represent the beauty and glamour of New York. Just sayin’.