Um, I hope it’s OK with all of you that there was a NUDE MAN sitting in his first floor window, WAVING AT ME as I walked home from the train tonight. NUDE, in case you missed it. Also waving.
Also, FYI, he found it extremely amusing when I shrieked and ran. I suppose that’s just about everything a nude, waving, first-floor-window sitting maniac could hope for.
Jennie Smash 
Jennie Smash, givin’ the creepy nudists what they want.
Was he single?
What was he waving at you? If it was his hand then he was just being friendly, if it was his “ho-ha” it was an invite.
Heels or flats? Cause a penis hardly seems worth risking a broken neck.