Me: OK, celebrity dead pool. Who will die first, Kate Bosworth or Nicole Richie?
Ma Smash: Um … Kate Bosworth!
Me: Wrong! Nicole Richie will be dead as mutton by Christmas.
Ma Smash: Dead as … you’re a crazy person.
Me: Wrong! I’m a terrible person. There’s a difference.
2 thoughts on “Yes, Yes, I’m Going to Hell”
Yes, crazily terrible. But at least you know how to eat a sandwich.
I like MS’s cheerful enthusiasm for KB’s imminent death.