I spent most of today nursing a hangover. Thankfully, I have cable now, so I could watch horrible cheesy movies on Sci-Fi all day long.
Unfortunately, at some point I switched to TLC and they were showing some documentary about a baby who was born without a face. That’s right: No face. Just a toothy slit where her mouth should be.
I might never be the same again. I might need to sue TLC. I’m not sure I can really deal with a world in which babies are born without faces.
I’m sure all of this would be easier to cope with, were I not exhausted and vitamin deficient.