A Little Help From My Friends

Eric: And what are you doing this evening?

Me: I just called the Mouse. I need him to come over and help me assemble my kitchen cart.

Eric: So what does it feel like to be married, but not?

Me: I hate you intensely.

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3 thoughts on “A Little Help From My Friends

  1. It’s not just the breakfast bar. Smash has the Mouse do all of her heavy lifting, in spite of her training regimen. I had two friends in college who were the exact same way, so I’ve seen it before. They used to yell at each other like a married couple, too. If Smash and the Mouse start doing that, I’m going to get them declared as a common law marriage, you see if I don’t.

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