I would like to announce that a naked 23-year-old boy just propositioned me on MySpace. This beats all hell out of the penis pictures I used to receive from my various deranged admirers, back before I started making fun of them on this here blog.
I’m not responding, obviously. This is because I’m girl. Boys of the world, listen to me: The shirtless photo is for when you’re picking up dudes. The one with you holding the kitten/puppy/toddler? That’s for picking up chicks.