Deete: let’s brainstorm on a new career path for me
JennieSmash:: rich lady?
JennieSmash:: wait, that’s my new career path
Deete: it’s always about you
JennieSmash:: ha
JennieSmash:: i want to be a rich lady
JennieSmash:: and i want to be carried around on a litter
JennieSmash:: and i want to carry golden pistols, which i will use to fire silver bullets at the feet of my slaves, whilst yelling “dance! dance!”
Deete: so how does that help me again?
JennieSmash:: i think you should do the same
Deete: oh i can be your lady in waiting
JennieSmash:: that’s all
JennieSmash:: oh lord no
JennieSmash:: what an awful gig
JennieSmash:: be a rich lady
Deete: wait no
JennieSmash:: i’m telling you
JennieSmash:: it’s the wave of the future
Deete: i’ll be in charge of your ladies in waiting
JennieSmash:: oh yay!
JennieSmash:: then you can have a golden pistol, too!
Deete: beause you’ll have what 5 or 6?
JennieSmash:: oh hundreds
JennieSmash:: but 5 or 6 to carry the litter
Jennie Smash 
I, too, would like to apply for the “rich lady” position.