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Two recent visitors to the Smash came here through search. One from the search string “new yorkers are rude” and the other from “unavailable sex film.” I’m not sure what kind of joint y’all think I’m running here. In other news, I’m in Tacoma this week, visiting Mrs. Piddington and enjoying the fresh clean air.…
Two recent visitors to the Smash came here through search. One from the search string “new yorkers are rude” and the other from “unavailable sex film.”
I’m not sure what kind of joint y’all think I’m running here.
In other news, I’m in Tacoma this week, visiting Mrs. Piddington and enjoying the fresh clean air. It’s spring here. I saw flowers on the trees and everything. Also, there are stars. Amazing!
I have access to the Internets, though, so no worries: I’m sure you’ll hear from me.
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Hey, I’m in Tacoma Opera’s production of La Boheme this week. I can get you a ticket to the dress rehearsal Weds night if you want!
You should take him/her up on that. Those search terms…how about:I just saw a girl that looked just like jennie smash, red out there hair, kelly green shirt short but shapely of leg, perusing dog collars at a mandalay bay boutique? How is that for you. She never took her eyes away from fifi’s jewels, alas, and so i never saw her face.
Spring time there, psh – it was twighlight when I left work at 6pm, not dark, so when you come back to NYC bring the spring and we’ll supply the daylight…all night long.
oooh, i hope you get to go the opera…so glad you have access to the internet and the sun
Oh my God! Since when to you write for About.com? I am doing my thing, checking for the fifth time today to see if there are any updates from JennieSmash and effectively procrastinating all the work type things I should be doing. Then, my computer alerts me that I have a new e-mail. I flip over and find my latest About.com newsletter. I delete it then think, “Wait…spring cleaning could be interesting, ther might be some new household remedy I don’t know about.” So I get it back and open it up and OH MY GOD! Is that really JennieSmash right there? In my in box? I have chills all over.
Oh my God! Since when to you write for About.com? I am doing my thing, checking for the fifth time today to see if there are any updates from JennieSmash and effectively procrastinating all the work type things I should be doing. Then, my computer alerts me that I have a new e-mail. I flip over and find my latest About.com newsletter. I delete it then think, “Wait…spring cleaning could be interesting, ther might be some new household remedy I don’t know about.” So I get it back and open it up and OH MY GOD! Is that really JennieSmash right there? In my in box? I have chills all over.
Tis I! I’m an editor at About.com, and I write the daily newsletter. There is no escape from the Smash.
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