Lenny Briscoe: Any idea where Tito was on Saturday?
Tito’s Girlfriend: He hangs out at the park. On Chrystie and Houston.
Ma Smash: JESUS.
Me: Oh God.
Ma Smash: That’s across the street from your house!
Me: Ma, it’s a TV show.
Ma Smash: Is it dangerous there? Tell Mummy the truth.
Me: NO. It’s not dangerous, there, OK? It’s Disneyland. With more Chinese people.
Dad: Ha, ha! Thanks, Law & Order.
Ma Smash: Just think: Tito’s been in the park this whole time!