The ol’ blog has been getting lots of negative comments lately. I’d like to think that this is because I’ve been less frequent with the updating, but more likely, it’s cuz some folks think I suck. This is actually good news in the bloggy world (g-nash your teeth, hate-filled friends of mine) cuz it means that someone is actually reading.
When I started this blog, I had three readers: my friend Kara, who sponsored my livejournal account, my friend Jude and my sister. That was it. Only three years ago, or thereabouts. Now I’ve got hatemail. It’s like being famous! Only a lot less annoying.
There aren’t many solid metrics in the blogosphere. You’ve got your free web stats, and whoever links to you. But if somebody hates your ass, you’re doing pretty well.
In honor of this, I would like to announce the first Official Jennie Smash Sucks Hate-a-thon. Please post your most foul thoughts in the comment section. I’ll give the best worstest comment a full-fledged post. Posts with email addresses get a full-fledged defensive fight. I’ll even promise to cry like a little girl, but only if you’re funny.