I Don’t Have a "Mrs. Bana" T-shirt Yet, But It’s Being Made

Smyres and I went to see Munich last night. We went in when the snow was just starting and came out to white-out conditions.

More importantly, though, I managed to miss about 80% of the film’s message because I was too busy drooling over Eric Bana. Here is a sample conversation to demonstrate:

Me: That. Was a good movie.

Smyres: Yep.

I guess a lot of people were pissed at Spielberg, because it’s not pro-Israel.

Smyres: It’s not anti.

Me: No, but I mean, he really gives you both sides of the problem. And no easy answers, which I feel is kinda different for him.

Smyres: I’ve never known what to make of the Israel issue anyway. I feel like I don’t know enough about it and am too far away from it to really get what’s going on.

Me: Yeah, I know what you mean. What do you think Eric Bana thinks?

Smyres: ?

Me: Cuz that’s what I think. I’ve just decided.

Seriously, this man is so hot, it’s sort of wrong. He even has the sticky-outy ears, so he’s not obnoxiously perfect, unlike, say, Brad Pitt, whose charm has always eluded me. And yes, before you mention it, I do know that Eric Bana is already married. So it’s not like I’m moving to Australia to stalk him. That you know of.

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

8 thoughts on “I Don’t Have a "Mrs. Bana" T-shirt Yet, But It’s Being Made

  1. Yeah, that first comment had too many spelling mistakes, my bad.

    What I WANTED to say was that I hear what you’re saying about Brad Pitt, and when I found myself quoting him in conversation I felt like I wanted to cut my head off, just to make it stop.

  2. Great to know that a supposedly strong willed, independent, intelligent female is willing to put all her thoughts and opinions to the side so she can vapidly agree with the opinions of a movie star she thinks is cute.

  3. To miss the joke was amusing. However, Ms. Smash, Anonymous1 is not, technically speaking, appropriately classified as “dumbo.” Considering the 7 gramtical errors in the comment, an elevation to “Doofus” is not unwarranted.

    “Falacious content is nothing to a critical want of style.”
    -H.Merkin, “14 levels of dumb” (sic)


  4. I’ve developed a really serious crush on Eric Bana after watching Troy on the telly 2 days ago and I can’t stop thinking of him. You can’t really compare him to Brad Pitt, Eric Bana RULES!!!

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