Look Away

I just burned my thumb making myself microwave macaroni and cheese at 5 a.m. I assume there are more ghetto injuries than this, but I can’t think of what they might be. I also assume that this will seem really funny in ten years when I’m getting the kids ready for preschool, etc.

“Remember the days when I had time to drunkenly injure myself with noodles?” I’ll say. Oh, it will be hilarious.

Seriously, I think we might have to amputate.

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2 thoughts on “Look Away

  1. I now have a 1 year and 2 month old kid and I look back fondly on the days of my drunken stupidity. It’s nice to go back to simpler times.

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