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Jennie Smash 
Yay Smashy
You are funny.
And here’s me, churning out story after story… I am gonna get rich the Frey way and start an infomercial for Jennie Smash.
Hey Jen,
We don’t know each other, I was just passing thru, but thought I would pass on a tip:
One of your posse is wishing for a comment from you as a birthday present.
I just discovered your blog through this article.
Do you need one more person telling you that you are funny? You probably don’t, but here it is:
You are hilarious.
Funny piece, the article reminds me of the Belle De Jour Saga and the obsessive hunt to find its author.
http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/