So, everyone I know got engaged over the New Year, and the Black Table is closing up shop. Mrs P told me on the phone the other night that she knows I’m depressed, because I hadn’t updated the blog in almost a week. She’s awfully clever, that Mrs P.
I also have a cough. A horrible tickly cough way down in my chest, like grasshoppers flying around in my lungs or something. Fortunately, I live in New York, so I was able to have cough syrup delivered, along with some cheesy horror movies. For reals, I don’t know how people live anywhere else.
Anyway, to get out of my bloggy slump, I’m going to need your help. In the comments section, please vote for your favorite Jennie Smash theme, and I will write you a story about it:
1) Those crazy New York subways with those crazy New York people!
2) Hobos I’ve known.
3) Boys hit on me in bars! They do!
4) Animals are cute.
5) [Fill in the blank.]
Thank you for your help in this and other endeavors.