For those of you who are keeping score, I now have my FOURTH cold of the year. This is a germy damn city.
I’m pretty upset about this, because the New Hotness was going so well. I got to the gym four times this week, which has not happened since I was in high school and trying to have an eating disorder. (I wound up eating 4000 calories a day instead. Hubleys are good eaters.)
Jennie Smash 
Do you happen to live near an elementary school or something?
I say, hey, Mouse, let’s go to the pub! Oh wait. No, that’s not it. I say … um, what do I say?
You say, “Barkeep! Gimme a beer and two kleenex, please.”