Jennie Smash: Do you know what actually happened to that face transplant woman?
Ma Smash: She got a face transplant?
Jennie Smash: No, before that.
Ma Smash: No! What?
Jennie Smash: She tried to kill herself by taking an overdose of sleeping pills. And then her dog thought she was dead, so he tried to eat her face.
Ma Smash: No! Ew! Really?
Jennie Smash: Really, really. Dogs are predators, you know. Doesn’t matter how much they love you. If you’re dead, you’re lunch. And they start with your face, it seems. I guess it’s chewy, or something.
Ma Smash: Maybe he was just trying to wake her up, and he got carried away.
Jennie Smash: He ate her nose, lips, and chin.
Ma Smash: Oh, dear. Well, I guess it’s true then. You can’t believe anything you see on TV.
Jennie Smash: ?
Ma Smash: All this time, I thought Lassie was trying to tell Timmy’s folks that he was in the well. Now it seems like maybe she was just waiting for him to float to the top.